Isn't it true that all people opposed to healthcare reform are violent racist Satan worshipers?

My friend provided me with incontrivertible anecdotal evidence that Teabaggers worship Satan. He's a staffer for Barney Frank and he said that he saw several teabaggers chanting "hail Satan." This MUST be true, what possible reason would my friend have to lie? Using my deductive reasoning ability, this means that anyone who opposes healthcare reform is a Satan worshiper.